Medicare Martha

Anyone else want to turn her into Soylent Green?

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by Anonymousreply 12November 4, 2022 2:05 AM

She'd spoil the batch of Soylent Green with that sourness.

But I guess the whole "I'm Martha, cranky, rude and unpleasant, therefore a typical Medicare recipient" thing worked, because she's back for another year.

by Anonymousreply 1October 29, 2022 1:50 AM

God, I hate that chicken-faced bitch.

by Anonymousreply 2October 29, 2022 1:59 AM

Yeah, mecicare ‘advantage’ plans = rationed care. ‘Martha’ will be beetrr off not calling😄

by Anonymousreply 3October 29, 2022 2:35 AM

Where did they even find glasses with lenses that big? She needs to be put out of our misery immediately.

I saw a PUPPET version of the exact same commercial twice today. It's her annoying voice but with a less annoying looking puppet than her.

by Anonymousreply 5October 29, 2022 2:43 AM

There's now a puppet version commercial of "Medicare Martha".

by Anonymousreply 6November 4, 2022 1:21 AM

She's like that annoying local theater lady who has been in way too many slapsticks at the community playhouse.

by Anonymousreply 7November 4, 2022 1:29 AM

I'd have done it better...

by Anonymousreply 8November 4, 2022 1:29 AM

But seriously, can we deep dive on this shit? These cheap, corny, patronizing commercials that portray the elderly as bumbling idiots. All these health care "programs" and add-ons and "plans". It's too complicated, and let's face it, a capitalist money-grab. This country stinks. The elderly are routinely scammed and victimized here. Getting health care is bankrupting families everywhere. The elderly are killing themselves because they have run out of hope and help. Health care is a human right. But instead we have these tedious, endless "options" that are just a runaround and a bill.

by Anonymousreply 9November 4, 2022 1:41 AM

Martha is a huge cunt and the second I see it I either hit mute or change channels. It keeps me from being upset.

by Anonymousreply 10November 4, 2022 1:46 AM

I'm watching Dateline and this commercial has been on THREE times! Why does Martha have to be portrayed as such a stupid, whiny, entitled bitch? The ad company needs to be fired.

by Anonymousreply 11November 4, 2022 2:00 AM

Let's see, Martha is 75 years old, looks like she 90, and can't figure out Medicare.

Cher is 76 years old, and is dating a 32 year old Black stud, and she looks like she's 40.

Maybe Martha should start hanging out with Cher ?

by Anonymousreply 12November 4, 2022 2:05 AM

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