Why does ketchup last so durn long?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 23, 2022 6:44 AM |
Because it generally has huge amounts of sugar and salt.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 23, 2022 1:05 AM |
acidity, vinegar, sugar. Next question?
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 23, 2022 1:07 AM |
Because your mother keeps adding her monthly juices to it, Junior.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 23, 2022 4:11 AM |
[quote] It doesn’t.
Take that back bitch or you won’t like what happens!
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 23, 2022 4:38 AM |
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It's one of the [italic] Eight Wonders of the World.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 23, 2022 6:32 AM |
I heard they lost the naming rights to one of the sportsball fields in the ‘Burgh.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 23, 2022 6:44 AM |